part man, part skeleton
GRAPEFRUITS ARE BULLSHIT

hi im micah

i like horror and video games a lot



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mojkun:

primateculture:

for the little gamers

keep those yaoi hands away from my kids

mojkun:

primateculture:

for the little gamers

keep those yaoi hands away from my kids

4 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 18,550 notes

hiimlostinsweden:

Alright Ryan, you are the space engineer. What do we need to do to get to Mars?

16 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 5,613 notes
garr-tan:


Red like roses fill my dreams and brings me to the place you rest…
White is cold and always yearning, burdened by a royal test

Black the beast descends from shadows!

Yellow beauty! Burns gold!

thanks for coming to watch me draw this monster everyone <3
also it’s transparent

garr-tan:

Red like roses fill my dreams and brings me to the place you rest…

White is cold and always yearning, burdened by a royal test
Black the beast descends from shadows!
Yellow beauty! Burns gold!

thanks for coming to watch me draw this monster everyone <3

also it’s transparent

43 minutes ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 1,901 notes

I interrupt the various bouts of rage and anger on your dash to bring you a seductive duck.

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1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 113,002 notes
werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 62,892 notes
And to all my mutant brothers and sisters out there, I say this: no more hiding. No more suffering. You have lived in the shadows in shame and fear for too long. Come out. Join me. Fight together in a brotherhood of our kind.
1 hour ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 1,480 notes

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 95,012 notes

ragehappyhunter:

can we all just talk about the emotional responses in the article

2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 21,907 notes

presidentgay:

i only argue when i know i’m right which is why i’m always arguing

2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 13,530 notes

midnight-emotive:

iguanamouth:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 162,827 notes
guys he was. he was actually on this episode

guys he was. he was actually on this episode

2 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 0 notes

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

3 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 80,692 notes

was jj in an episode of what would you do??????

3 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 0 notes
confessionforanothertime:

I can’t

confessionforanothertime:

I can’t

3 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 1,324 notes

ludocris:

3 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 101,619 notes