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GRAPEFRUITS ARE BULLSHIT

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i taste and smell vinegar but not really but i imagine it strongly

27 minutes ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

kalmoony:

penny + combat ready

30 minutes ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 30 notes

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

31 minutes ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 133,898 notes

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S JUST HOW MUCH IT PAYS TO BE CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE

We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.

Watch Vox’s full video to see the many other ways these unrealistic beauty standards effect where we work.

32 minutes ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 1,593 notes

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

1 hour ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 75,592 notes

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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1 hour ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 62,461 notes

perksofbeingafanboy:

I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it

1 hour ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 92,872 notes

doctortriggers:

i shook a tree in acnl and a skeleton fell out i don’t want to be mayor anymore

1 hour ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 6,160 notes

ld is using my butt as a pillow like can u not

1 hour ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
1 hour ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 96,555 notes

the first three words you see are what you want in life

bukakkemonogatari:

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1 hour ago on July 25th, 2014 | J | 103,179 notes

i want food but ld has curled up on me and is sleeping

2 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

crowley-for-king:

puddingdemon:

queenmogar:

RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD

OR THE WRONG GENDER

OR THE MURDERER 

3 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 123,187 notes
gamma-the-penguin:

kevinvondoom:

onesecondoflovato:

if anyone could please ask anything, I’d love to answer

Ask me, I’m horribly bored

Pleaaaaasseee I”M BOORREEDDD

gamma-the-penguin:

kevinvondoom:

onesecondoflovato:

if anyone could please ask anything, I’d love to answer

Ask me, I’m horribly bored

Pleaaaaasseee I”M BOORREEDDD

5 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 3,086 notes
so liara and benezia are the only asari with eyebrows and

so liara and benezia are the only asari with eyebrows and

5 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 1 note